Lie Detector

Lie Detector

Scientist: This is a Lie Detector. When u say a lie, it gives out a sound.

He then tells 3 ppl from audience to try it

Pakistani: I think I ate 10 kg mutton 2day

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Pakistani: All right! I think I ate only 5 kg mutton 2day

Machine:

Next guy

American: I think I ate 2 dozen hamburgers 2day

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

American: Ok, ok! I think I ate only 1 dozen hamburgers 2day

Machine:

Next guy

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............ ping!!!

Machine commits suicide !!


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More than 100 orders for the run box

More than 100 orders for the run box

The box "Run", available from the Start menu, allows you to start virtually all modules configuration windows, and more, sometimes faster than the mouse, sometimes not. Beyond saving time, you may find me as unknown functions of windows ... Mainly for Windows XP (and 2000, but not all )

* Accessibility Options : access.cpl
* Add Hardware: hdwwiz.cpl
* Add / Remove Programs: appwiz.cpl
* Administrative Tools : control admintools
* Automatic Updates: wuaucpl.cpl
* Wizard file transfer Bluethooth: fsquirt
* Calculator: calc
* Certificate Manager: certmgr.msc
* Character: charmap
* Checking disk : chkdsk
* Manager of the album (clipboard) : clipbrd
* Command Prompt : cmd
* Service components (DCOM) : dcomcnfg
* Computer Management : compmgmt.msc
* DDE active sharing : ddeshare
# Device Manager : devmgmt.msc
# DirectX Control Panel (if installed) : directx.cpl
# DirectX Diagnostic Utility : dxdiag
# Disk Cleanup : cleanmgr
# Disk Defragmenter : dfrg.msc
# Disk Management : diskmgmt.msc
# Partition manager : diskpart
# Display Properties : control desktop
# Properties of the display (2) : desk.cpl
# Properties display (tab "appearance") : control color
# Dr. Watson: drwtsn32
# Manager vérirficateur drivers : check
# Event Viewer : Eventvwr.msc
# Verification of signatures of files: sigverif
# Findfast (if present) : findfast.cpl
# Folder Options : control folders
# Fonts (fonts) : control fonts
# Fonts folder windows : fonts
# Free Cell ...: freecell
# Game Controllers : Joy.cpl
# Group Policy (XP Pro) : gpedit.msc
# Hearts (card game) : mshearts
# IExpress (file generator. Cab) : IExpress
# Indexing Service (if not disabled) : ciadv.msc
# Internet Properties : inetcpl.cpl
# IPConfig (display configuration): ipconfig / all
# IPConfig (displays the contents of the DNS cache): ipconfig / displaydns
# IPConfig (erases the contents of the DNS cache): ipconfig / flushdns
# IPConfig (IP configuration cancels maps): ipconfig / release
# IPConfig (renew IP configuration maps) : ipconfig / renew
# Java Control Panel (if present) : jpicpl32.cpl
# Java Control Panel (if present) : javaws
# Keyboard Properties: control keyboard
# Local Security Settings : secpol.msc
# Local Users and Groups: lusrmgr.msc
# Logout: logoff
# Microsoft Chat : winchat
# Minesweeper (game): winmine
# Properties of the mouse: control mouse
# Properties of the mouse (2): main.cpl
# Network Connections : control NetConnect
# Network Connections (2): ncpa.cpl
# Network configuration wizard: netsetup.cpl
# Notepad : notepad
# NView Desktop Manager (if installed): nvtuicpl.cpl
# Manager links: packager
# Data Source Administrator ODBC: odbccp32.cpl
# Screen Keyboard: OSK
# AC3 Filter (if installed) : ac3filter.cpl
# Password manager (if present): Password.cpl
# Monitor performance : perfmon.msc
# Monitor performance (2): perfmon
# Dialing Properties (phone): telephon.cpl
# Power Options : powercfg.cpl
# Printers and Faxes : control printers
# Private Character Editor : eudcedit
# Quicktime (if installed) : QuickTime.cpl
# Regional and Language Options: intl.cpl
# Editor of the registry : regedit
# Remote desktop connection : mstsc
# Removable Storage: ntmsmgr.msc
# requests the operator to removable storage: ntmsoprq.msc
# RSoP (traduction. ..) (XP Pro): rsop.msc
# Scanners and Cameras : sticpl.cpl
# Scheduled Tasks : control schedtasks
# Security Center : wscui.cpl
# Console management services: services.msc
# shared folders : fsmgmt.msc
# Turn off windows : shutdown
# Sounds and Audio Devices : mmsys.cpl
# Spider (card game): spider
# Client Network Utility SQL server : cliconfg
# System Configuration Editor : sysedit
# System Configuration Utility : msconfig
# System File Checker (SFC =) (Scan Now) : sfc / scannow
# SFC (Scan next startup): sfc / scanonce
# SFC (Scan each démarraget) : sfc / scanboot
# SFC (back to default settings): sfc / revert
# SFC (purge cache files): sfc / purgecache
# SFC (define size CAHC x) : sfc / cachesize = x
# System Properties : sysdm.cpl
# Task Manager : taskmgr
# Telnet client : telnet
# User Accounts : nusrmgr.cpl
# Utility Manager (Magnifier, etc) : utilman
# Windows firewall (XP SP2) : firewall.cpl
# Microsoft Magnifier: magnify
# Windows Management Infrastructure: wmimgmt.msc
# Protection of the accounts database: syskey
# Windows update: wupdmgr
# Introducing Windows XP (if not erased) : tourstart
# Wordpad : write
# Date and Time Properties : timedate.cpl


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Jump Over Words

Keyboard Shortcut to Jump Over Words

This simple keyboard shortcut allows you to jump over words while editing text in almost any Windows application.

CTRL+Right arrow jumps the cursor forward to the next word while CTRL+Left arrow will move the cursor to the beginning of the previous word. This is more efficient than using arrow keys where you can move only one character at a time.

Note: This keyboard shortcut works in the address bars of web browsers as well.


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Still using XP ? Here’s 7 reasons why you should consider Ubuntu

Still using XP ? Here’s 7 reasons why you should consider Ubuntu

1. It’s safer: Right now, thousands of people are busy writing viruses, trojans, spyware, and malware aimed specifically at people who use Microsoft Operating systems. i.e. You. As if that’s not bad enough, millions of compromised machines (bots) are busy trying to hack and replicate into Microsoft PCs (like your PC). By switching to Ubuntu (or any Linux) you are removing this target off your head, and removing 99% of the threats your PC faces.

2. It’s cheaper: If you have access to Internet, you can download it for just the cost of the Internet connection. Or, you could request a free CD be mailed to you, not only that, it costs less to run over the long run (see next few points for more information)

3. It’s more efficient:Ubuntu is a more efficient OS - due to this it has less hardware requirements than Windows XP for example - i.e. it will run easily with less ram, a slower CPU, etc., compared to XP. So, running a PC with Ubuntu to achieve comparable performance as an XP equipped PC would reqiure less electricity, use less resources, contribute less to global warming, carbon etc. etc.


4. It’s easier to install : Ubuntu usually includes most necessary drivers and can function with most hardware - in my experiments, it identified all hardware in all the machines I used it on, and it’s hardware support was better than XP (for example, it installed the relevant audio drivers for a PC, where XP was unable to install audio).

5. It’s more stable: Ubuntu is very very stable. It rarely ever has problems/crashes. This is because it (and Linux which underlies it) is developped by a community of thousands of people who test and fix problems - therefore the software is much more heavily tested compared to Windows.

6. It’s open source: Ubuntu is an open source operating system: what that means is the code which powers it is open source - i.e. it is available for anyone to download and examine. That means that thousands of people examine virtually all code and ensure there are no bugs, spyware, rootkits, backdoors etc. Now let’s take Microsoft Windows. Do you know what it’s source code contains? No? well neither do most people. Except for Microsoft Staff, nobody has a clue of what’s really inside XP.
Think of open source like a restaurant where you can see the staff preparing your meal - you can see what ingredients they use, how they prepare it, etc - so you KNOW that your meal is safe, nobody spat in it (or worse) and it doesnt contain anything poisonous.

7. It’s easy to use: Ubuntu works via a GUI (Graphical user interface). I.e. if you have used Windows you should be able to easily install Ubuntu, as well as use it for most simple day to day tasks.


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NOTEPAD "World Trade Centre" trick

"World Trade Centre" trick


Did you know that the flight number of the plane that had hit WTC ...on 9/11 was Q33N
Open Notepad & type the flight number ie., Q33N
Increase the Font Size to 72, Change the Font to Wingdings.
U will be amazed by the findings.


Hows That ! !


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Answer dis, If u can ?

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!


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Quiz

Quiz:

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...
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Ques. 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you....
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Ques. 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you..
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Ques. 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: "Fire Brigade" Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................


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