PROUD TO BE INDIAN

PROUD TO BE INDIAN

A Proud Indian !

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.















"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."







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Tech Error

Tech Error

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he

decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a

wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her

husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st

message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his

mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:





To: My Loving Wife


Subject: I've reached


Date: January 31, 2004


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we

are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has

been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby


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Make a PDF Slideshow with your FB Pics

Make a PDF Slideshow with your Facebook Photos

If you have pictures on Facebook,you’ll absolutely love the Pick & Zip app.

It’s a simple web based tool that lets you download complete photo albums from Facebook to your computer with one click. You can either download the photos as one zip file or as a beautiful PDF slideshow.

The app is fast, intuitive and you wish Facebook offered something similar as a native feature. You may not only download your own pictures from Facebook but even your friends’ albums or pictures where you have been tagged.

Note: It is Untested by CosmoCyber. Use at ur own risk - CosmoCyber


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Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers

Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers

Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers like Kevin Macdonald (he made The Last King of Scotland) and Ridley Scott (of Gladiator fame). Well, here’s an opportunity that you should not miss.

YouTube has launched a global experiment where anyone in the world can capture small moments of their life on camera and upload the footage to YouTube. You can record your commute to work, or the time you spend with kids or even your neighbor’s garden.

Directors Kevin Macdonald and Riddley Scott will pick the most interesting submissions to stitch together the world’s first feature-length user-generated movie that will premier at Sundance Film Festival as well as on YouTube.

There are no rules (FAQ) except that your video should be recorded between 12:01AM and 11:59PM in your local time zone on July 24th.

If your clip is selected, your name will appear as a “co-director” in the credits that appear at the end of the film and you may even be invited to attend the film’s premiere.


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Make ur Own Search Engine

Make ur Own Search Engine

Typing this in address bar and pressing enter will lead u to a page of new search engine of your name.

pimpmysearch.com/home.html?gname=yourname

Put your name or any word in place of yourname

Also u can change the look of the page and font from "change style" button


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Don't Use "songs.pk"

Don't Use "songs.pk"

How much u will pay to support terrorism ?

I know... you will throw the answer as 'NO' immediately, to the person who asks such a foolish question.

Now, the facts...
We knowingly/unknowingly pay Rs.12 Crores to terrorism.

How?

Most of the Indians, Indians or Staying In Abroad download MP3s of new Hindi movies/albums from the site Songs.pk regularly.
Songs.pk is a Pakistani site. It makes profit of Rs 12 Crores per day.
And it supplies all this illegal money to terrorism. Using this site simply means supporting terrorism.

& Yes

As we all know that There is a cyber war going on between india & pakistan

last year some pakistani Hacked nearly 2000 Coummunites Of indians all big coummunties wich are deleted by orkut now 97% Left

After This Indians took revenge And They Hacking Pakistani Coummunties, About 200 Coummunties daily.

This is not an old issue.. Because oF this

www.songs.pk They decided To Insert a trojan in their site & Songs.

Rember Its A "binded" & "Crypted" Trojan. If you Don't No what these are then you can search in google you can find easily what these to Things are.

With binder & crypter Our Antivirus Can't catch the Trojan/Virus

Soo that our PC Can Easily Get damaged Be sure Your Safe

And Guys Stop Using Songs.pk

In THis Cyber war Many innocent Peoplex Are Getting Damaged

Sources :

Expressindia

Shoutmeloud


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Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad


Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !!
Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out
Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something
cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the
Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !
Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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