Boss & His expectations . .

Boss & His expectations . .

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog
coming inside the shop. He shoos it away. But later, the dog is back
again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,
please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside
and, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the
sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.
The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides
to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes. The dog is walking
down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the
bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in
mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with
the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The
butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and
gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. Then the dog shows a
ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is
nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The
dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting for the bus
stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its
tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop
completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the
stop. It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door.

As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and
heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against
it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.
The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the
dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in
heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for
the lifetime!" to which the Guy responds:

"You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

Moral of the story: You may continue to exceed onlooker's expectations but
shall always fall short of the boss' expectations.


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The World without Engineers

The World without Engineers


Ground Transportation



Communication



Entertainment



Computers



Civil Engineering



Air Transportation



Music



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PROUD TO BE INDIAN

PROUD TO BE INDIAN

A Proud Indian !

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.















"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."







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Tech Error

Tech Error

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he

decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a

wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her

husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st

message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his

mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:





To: My Loving Wife


Subject: I've reached


Date: January 31, 2004


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we

are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has

been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby


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Make a PDF Slideshow with your FB Pics

Make a PDF Slideshow with your Facebook Photos

If you have pictures on Facebook,you’ll absolutely love the Pick & Zip app.

It’s a simple web based tool that lets you download complete photo albums from Facebook to your computer with one click. You can either download the photos as one zip file or as a beautiful PDF slideshow.

The app is fast, intuitive and you wish Facebook offered something similar as a native feature. You may not only download your own pictures from Facebook but even your friends’ albums or pictures where you have been tagged.

Note: It is Untested by CosmoCyber. Use at ur own risk - CosmoCyber


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Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers

Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers

Ever wanted to be part of movie that’s directed by renowned Hollywood filmmakers like Kevin Macdonald (he made The Last King of Scotland) and Ridley Scott (of Gladiator fame). Well, here’s an opportunity that you should not miss.

YouTube has launched a global experiment where anyone in the world can capture small moments of their life on camera and upload the footage to YouTube. You can record your commute to work, or the time you spend with kids or even your neighbor’s garden.

Directors Kevin Macdonald and Riddley Scott will pick the most interesting submissions to stitch together the world’s first feature-length user-generated movie that will premier at Sundance Film Festival as well as on YouTube.

There are no rules (FAQ) except that your video should be recorded between 12:01AM and 11:59PM in your local time zone on July 24th.

If your clip is selected, your name will appear as a “co-director” in the credits that appear at the end of the film and you may even be invited to attend the film’s premiere.


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Make ur Own Search Engine

Make ur Own Search Engine

Typing this in address bar and pressing enter will lead u to a page of new search engine of your name.

pimpmysearch.com/home.html?gname=yourname

Put your name or any word in place of yourname

Also u can change the look of the page and font from "change style" button


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