Friday, November 27, 2009

Convert English Text to Pseudo Russian Typography

Convert English Text to Pseudo Russian Typography

Pseudo Russian (or fake Cyrillic) typography is the use of Cyrillic letters to evoke the Russian feel while conveying the main message in English.


For example, in the 2006 film "Borat", the title of the film on movie posters was written in faux Cyrillic characters as "BORДT".





If you like to convert your own English text into fake Russian, try the Fake Cyrillic Generator created by Jordon Kalilich.


This FДКЗ CУЯILLIC GЗИЗЯДTФЯ will replace your Latin characters with Cyrillic characters such that they look similar.


For instance, the word "Labnol" in faux Cyrillic would look something like "LДЬИФL" – still recognizable but served with a "Яussiaи flavour."




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Your Name in Ancient Egyptian Scripts

Your Name in Ancient Egyptian Scripts

Hieroglyphs were an interesting writing system adopted by the ancient Egyptians some 5000 years ago.


The individual characters in this writing style, which can still be found inscribed on Egyptian pyramids and tombs, were represented by graphical symbols and can either be written in rows or columns.





If you are curious to see how your own name (or any other English word) would look if it were written with Egyptian Hieroglyphs, try this name translator for horizontal writing style or the one at University of Pennsylvania if your need a hieroglyph in vertical format.


The tool take the first 16 characters of your name and converts them into the same hieroglyphs symbols that were used by Ancient Egyptians.




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Monday, November 16, 2009

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize
Money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University
students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:

A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji's
replies, Then please check the answers below:

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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....


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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Answer dis, If u can ?

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!


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Monday, November 9, 2009

Sweet Memories

Sweet Memories

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
bed.She goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear ? " she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18 ?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years ?' ".
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
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He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".


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Nexgenz Dictionary

Nexgenz Dictionary

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......


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Beauty of Maths !

Beauty of Maths !

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And finally, take a look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Washington Times

Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of March 1, 2008. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 5 years. It is anticipated that $231 billion can be saved to the end of the President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.

Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai , India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2007. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.

It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President." A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as President Bush had never been familiar with the issues either.

Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "President Bush has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."

Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Mr. Bush has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush's extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Tit Bits

Tit Bits


--> Coca-Cola was originally green.

--> The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

--> The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

--> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

--> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

--> Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

--> You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

--> It is impossible to lick your elbow.

--> People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

--> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

--> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

--> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great kings from history:

Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

--> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air that means that the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air that means that the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground then that means that the person died of natural causes.

--> What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
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They were all invented by women.

--> This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
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Honey.

--> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

--> A snail can sleep for three years.

--> All polar bears are left handed.

--> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating just one olive from each salad served in first-class.

--> Butterflies taste with their feet.

--> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

--> In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.

--> On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

--> Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.

--> 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that can be typed with only
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--> The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

--> The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

--> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood up to 30 feet.

--> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

--> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

--> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

--> Most lipstick contains fish scales.

--> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

--> And finally -- 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


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Questions & Answers !

Questions & Answers !

Q : How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
A : Concrete floors are very hard to crack !

Q : If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A : No time at all... it is already built.

Q : Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A : Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q : If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A : Very large hands.

Q : How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A : It is not a problem , since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q : How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A : He sleeps at night.

Q : If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A : It becomes wet.

Q : What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.

Q : What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q : What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.

Q : What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q : Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.

Q : Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A : Because it is too tyred.

Q : bay of bengal is in which state?
A : liquid.

Q : Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of ther two?
A : Chin-1 & Chin-3.


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