Thursday, February 18, 2010

Lie Detector

Lie Detector

Scientist: This is a Lie Detector. When u say a lie, it gives out a sound.

He then tells 3 ppl from audience to try it

Pakistani: I think I ate 10 kg mutton 2day

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Pakistani: All right! I think I ate only 5 kg mutton 2day

Machine:

Next guy

American: I think I ate 2 dozen hamburgers 2day

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

American: Ok, ok! I think I ate only 1 dozen hamburgers 2day

Machine:

Next guy

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!

Santa: I think...

Machine: Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............ ping!!!

Machine commits suicide !!


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