Scientist: This is a Lie Detector. When u say a lie, it gives out a sound.
He then tells 3 ppl from audience to try it
Pakistani: I think I ate 10 kg mutton 2day
Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!
Pakistani: All right! I think I ate only 5 kg mutton 2day
Machine:
Next guy
American: I think I ate 2 dozen hamburgers 2day
Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!
American: Ok, ok! I think I ate only 1 dozen hamburgers 2day
Machine:
Next guy
Santa: I think...
Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!
Santa: I think...
Machine: Krrrrrr...!!!
Santa: I think...
Machine: Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............ ping!!!
Machine commits suicide !!
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