PROUD TO BE INDIAN

PROUD TO BE INDIAN

A Proud Indian !

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Gita why she is an Indian.
"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.















"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."







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Tech Error

Tech Error

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he

decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a

wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her

husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting

condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st

message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his

mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:





To: My Loving Wife


Subject: I've reached


Date: January 31, 2004


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here; we

are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has

been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you

TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby


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