Friday, December 18, 2009

Answer dis, If u can ?

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.

The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
again.

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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!


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Quiz

Quiz:

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...
Anyways... Here s one more....





Ques. 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you....
Anyways... Here s one more....





Ques. 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you..
Anyways... Here's one more....





Ques. 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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Ans: "Fire Brigade" Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................



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Memory Power

A woman went to a pet shop &immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $8.00.
"Why so less amount," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look Mam, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
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Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith !"


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China Mobile Secret Codes

China Mobile Secret Codes :

Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode : *#110*01#
Factory mode : *#987#
Enable COM port : *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200

Restore factory settings : *#987*99#
LCD contrast : *#369#
Software version : *#800#
Software version : *#900#
Set default language : *#0000# Send
Set English language : *#0044# Send
Set English language (New Firmware) : *#001# Send
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678

*#06# ----> IMEI
*#87*# ----> for version code and all
*#66# ----> for test

*#4960# send ----> info
*#3210# send ----> sp lock
*#2820# send ----> version
*73738# send ----> hardware reset

*#2220# send ----> reset to default
*#2634# send ----> unlock gprs settings
*#1110# send ----> special net unlock
*#8140# send ----> net lock
#4960*code# send ----> unlock
#4960*code*code# send ----> unlock


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Hide a USB Flash Drive

Hide a USB Flash Drive inside a Torn USB Cable

Are you looking for an unsuspecting place in your home where you can comfortably hide the USB Flash drive that stores all your secret data?
















Here’s a simple method that may ring a bell – it uses a torn USB cable for camouflage. Most would pass it as a good-for-nothing cable though internally, it acts as a perfect safe-house for your USB stick.

All you need is a USB drive, some adhesive, a sharp knife and an old USB "A-B" cable (that will house the drive).




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IT Company's Full Names

IT Company's Full Names


NIIT : Not Interested in IT

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output.

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses.

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions.

INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems.

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping.

BAAN : Brainless And Arrogant Nuts.

IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines.

SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly.

PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors.

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings.

AT&T : Allways Troublesome & Terrible.

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.

DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.

BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.

TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.

ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaarkhana.


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Airlines

Airlines
Lufthansa Airlines

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane".

After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request.

Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The
captain once again made an announcement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane.. - Thank You For Flying Lufthansa ".

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Delta Airlines

At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying,

"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.

Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.

Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."


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British Airways

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.

We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic.
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"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
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"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe
that the port wing has fallen off.
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"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me
your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is
a recorded message
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256 Keyboard Alt Codes

Alt codes are symbols that are not on keyboard but can be produced by pressing a simple alt key along with some number of codes from Numpad.
Pressing these two keys simultaneously gives you a symbol.

Here is a fun list of 255 keyboards codes that display fun little symbols.
They all have to do with the alt key, so check it out and see the fun.
To use them just hold down the alt key and press the specified combination of numbers on your numpad.

alt + 1 = ☺
alt + 2 = ☻
alt + 3 = ♥
alt + 4 = ♦
alt + 5 = ♣
alt + 6 = ♠
alt + 7 = •
alt + 8 = ◘
alt + 9 = ○
alt + 10 = ◙
alt + 11 = ♂
alt + 12 = ♀
alt + 13 = ♪
alt + 14 = ♫
alt + 15 = ☼
alt + 16 = ►
alt + 17 = ◄
alt + 18 = ↕
alt + 19 = ‼
alt + 20 = ¶
alt + 21 = §
alt + 22 = ▬
alt + 23 = ↨
alt + 24 = ↑
alt + 25 = ↓
alt + 26 = →
alt + 27 = ←
alt + 28 = ∟
alt + 29 = ↔
alt + 30 = ▲
alt + 31 = ▼
alt + 32 = “space”
alt + 33 = !
alt + 34 = “
alt + 35 = #
alt + 36 = $
alt + 37 = %
alt + 38 = &
alt + 39 = ‘
alt + 40 = (
alt + 41 = )
alt + 42 = *
alt + 43 = +
alt + 44 = ,
alt + 45 = -
alt + 46 = .
alt + 47 = /
alt + 48 = 0
alt + 49 = 1
alt + 50 = 2
alt + 51 = 3
alt + 52 = 4
alt + 53 = 5
alt + 54 = 6
alt + 55 = 7
alt + 56 = 8
alt + 57 = 9
alt + 58 = :
alt + 59 = ;
alt + 60 = <
alt + 61 = =
alt + 62 = >
alt + 63 = ?
alt + 64 = @
alt + 65 = A
alt + 66 = B
alt + 67 = C
alt + 68 = D
alt + 69 = E
alt + 70 = F
alt + 71 = G
alt + 72 = H
alt + 73 = I
alt + 74 = J
alt + 75 = K
alt + 76 = L
alt + 77 = M
alt + 78 = N
alt + 79 = O
alt + 80 = P
alt + 81 = Q
alt + 82 = R
alt + 83 = S
alt + 84 = T
alt + 85 = U
alt + 86 = V
alt + 87 = W
alt + 88 = X
alt + 89 = Y
alt + 90 = Z
alt + 91 = [
alt + 92 = \
alt + 93 = ]
alt + 94 = ^
alt + 95 = _
alt + 96 = `
alt + 97 = a
alt + 98 = b
alt + 99 = c
alt + 100 = d
alt + 101 = e
alt + 102 = f
alt + 103 = g
alt + 104 = h
alt + 105 = i
alt + 106 = j
alt + 107 = k
alt + 108 = l
alt + 109 = m
alt + 110 = n
alt + 111 = o
alt + 112 = p
alt + 113 = q
alt + 114 = r
alt + 115 = s
alt + 116 = t
alt + 117 = u
alt + 118 = v
alt + 119 = w
alt + 120 = x
alt + 121 = y
alt + 122 = z
alt + 123 = {
alt + 124 = |
alt + 125 = }
alt + 126 = ~
alt + 127 = ⌂
alt + 128 = Ç
alt + 129 = ü
alt + 130 = é
alt + 131 = â
alt + 132 = ä
alt + 133 = à
alt + 134 = å
alt + 135 = ç
alt + 136 = ê
alt + 137 = ë
alt + 138 = è
alt + 139 = ï
alt + 140 = î
alt + 141 = ì
alt + 142 = Ä
alt + 143 = Å
alt + 144 = É
alt + 145 = æ
alt + 146 = Æ
alt + 147 = ô
alt + 148 = ö
alt + 149 = ò
alt + 150 = û
alt + 151 = ù
alt + 152 = ÿ
alt + 153 = Ö
alt + 154 = Ü
alt + 155 = ¢
alt + 156 = £
alt + 157 = ¥
alt + 158 = ₧
alt + 159 = ƒ
alt + 160 = á
alt + 161 = í
alt + 162 = ó
alt + 163 = ú
alt + 164 = ñ
alt + 165 = Ñ
alt + 166 = ª
alt + 167 = º
alt + 168 = ¿
alt + 169 = ⌐
alt + 170 = ¬
alt + 171 = ½
alt + 172 = ¼
alt + 173 = ¡
alt + 174 = «
alt + 175 = »
alt + 176 = ░
alt + 177 = ▒
alt + 178 = ▓
alt + 179 = │
alt + 180 = ┤
alt + 181 = ╡
alt + 182 = ╢
alt + 183 = ╖
alt + 184 = ╕
alt + 185 = ╣
alt + 186 = ║
alt + 187 = ╗
alt + 188 = ╝
alt + 189 = ╜
alt + 190 = ╛
alt + 191 = ┐
alt + 192 = └
alt + 193 = ┴
alt + 194 = ┬
alt + 195 = ├
alt + 196 = ─
alt + 197 = ┼
alt + 198 = ╞
alt + 199 = ╟
alt + 200 = ╚
alt + 201 = ╔
alt + 202 = ╩
alt + 203 = ╦
alt + 204 = ╠
alt + 205 = ═
alt + 206 = ╬
alt + 207 = ╧
alt + 208 = ╨
alt + 209 = ╤
alt + 210 = ╥
alt + 211 = ╙
alt + 212 = ╘
alt + 213 = ╒
alt + 214 = ╓
alt + 215 = ╫
alt + 216 = ╪
alt + 217 = ┘
alt + 218 = ┌
alt + 219 = █
alt + 220 = ▄
alt + 221 = ▌
alt + 222 = ▐
alt + 223 = ▀
alt + 224 = α
alt + 225 = ß
alt + 226 = Γ
alt + 227 = π
alt + 228 = Σ
alt + 229 = σ
alt + 230 = µ
alt + 231 = τ
alt + 232 = Φ
alt + 233 = Θ
alt + 234 = Ω
alt + 235 = δ
alt + 236 = ∞
alt + 237 = φ
alt + 238 = ε
alt + 239 = ∩
alt + 240 = ≡
alt + 241 = ±
alt + 242 = ≥
alt + 243 = ≤
alt + 244 = ⌠
alt + 245 = ⌡
alt + 246 = ÷
alt + 247 = ≈
alt + 248 = °
alt + 249 = ∙
alt + 250 = ·
alt + 251 = √
alt + 252 = ⁿ
alt + 253 = ²
alt + 254 = ■
alt + 255 = “space”


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Entrance Exam

Tortoise and Rabbit gave CET Exam and Tortoise got 80% and Rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good Engineering College, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit failed 2 get Admission. But Rabbit got into da College.
how . . . . ?
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. sports quota!!!!


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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

AИТ¡Р۝DЯ

Find the Exact Opposite Point on Earth with Google Maps ?

Say you start digging a straight tunnel from your current location and reach the exact opposite point on the Earth. Now how do you locate that place on the globe where that hole will open?

Well, you neither have to consult geography books nor make any approximations as there’s a Google Maps based web tool that will very easily solve this problem.

Called AntiPodr, this tools takes you current street address (or city name or zip code) and points you to a location on the Earth’s surface that is exactly opposite to you.

You can see the opposite location on the map as a pushup pin but they also provide the latitude and longitude co-ordinates for better accuracy.

The logic is simple: If the coordinates (longitude and latitude) of a point on the Earth’s surface are (θ, φ), then the coordinates of the exact opposite location will be (θ ± 180°,−φ).

So if you start digging a hole in New Delhi and then drop a ball in the tunnel, it will reach somewhere in the middle of Pacific Ocean.



Hav a look @ Antipodr


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Monday, December 7, 2009

Change Google Logo By your name.

Change Google Logo By your name.

In this tutorial you will learn how you can make your own personal search engine with a custom name as logo. or How you can change the Google Logo by your name

1. Open your browser and go to the site http://www.funnylogo.info



2. Type the name for your search engine.
3. Select the logo style. You can choose from a lot of styles including: Google Style, Yahoo!, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Coca Cola, Matrix, Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter, etc.
4. Click Create Search Engine.



You search engine will be created. For this engine we used Google style.


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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Female Rocks !

Female ere in Majority On All Social Networks Except One . . . .

The latest data from Google Ad Planner suggests that female users form a majority on all popular social networking sites except Digg where 64% of the traffic is from male users.



The male to female ratio on LinkedIn and YouTube stands at 1.


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