IT Company's Full Names
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output.
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses.
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions.
INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems.
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping.
BAAN : Brainless And Arrogant Nuts.
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines.
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly.
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors.
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings.
AT&T : Allways Troublesome & Terrible.
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaarkhana.
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