Some laws Newton forgot !!

Some laws Newton forgot !!


Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease,ur nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.