Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
again.
Still you couldn't, Then see below..
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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!
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Friday, December 18, 2009
Quiz
Quiz:
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...
Anyways... Here s one more....
Ques. 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you....
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Ques. 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you..
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Ques. 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: "Fire Brigade" Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................
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Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU...
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Ques. 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you....
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Ques. 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you..
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Ques. 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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Ans: "Fire Brigade" Obviously...........
And u Thought I was trying to Confuse You ................
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Memory Power
A woman went to a pet shop &immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $8.00.
"Why so less amount," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look Mam, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
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Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith !"
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There was a sign on the cage that said $8.00.
"Why so less amount," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look Mam, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "That's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
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Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith !"
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China Mobile Secret Codes
China Mobile Secret Codes :
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode : *#110*01#
Factory mode : *#987#
Enable COM port : *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings : *#987*99#
LCD contrast : *#369#
Software version : *#800#
Software version : *#900#
Set default language : *#0000# Send
Set English language : *#0044# Send
Set English language (New Firmware) : *#001# Send
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
*#06# ----> IMEI
*#87*# ----> for version code and all
*#66# ----> for test
*#4960# send ----> info
*#3210# send ----> sp lock
*#2820# send ----> version
*73738# send ----> hardware reset
*#2220# send ----> reset to default
*#2634# send ----> unlock gprs settings
*#1110# send ----> special net unlock
*#8140# send ----> net lock
#4960*code# send ----> unlock
#4960*code*code# send ----> unlock
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Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
Engineer mode : *#110*01#
Factory mode : *#987#
Enable COM port : *#110*01# -> Device -> Set UART -> PS Config -> UART1/115200
Restore factory settings : *#987*99#
LCD contrast : *#369#
Software version : *#800#
Software version : *#900#
Set default language : *#0000# Send
Set English language : *#0044# Send
Set English language (New Firmware) : *#001# Send
Default user code : 1122, 3344, 1234, 5678
*#06# ----> IMEI
*#87*# ----> for version code and all
*#66# ----> for test
*#4960# send ----> info
*#3210# send ----> sp lock
*#2820# send ----> version
*73738# send ----> hardware reset
*#2220# send ----> reset to default
*#2634# send ----> unlock gprs settings
*#1110# send ----> special net unlock
*#8140# send ----> net lock
#4960*code# send ----> unlock
#4960*code*code# send ----> unlock
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Hide a USB Flash Drive
Hide a USB Flash Drive inside a Torn USB Cable
Are you looking for an unsuspecting place in your home where you can comfortably hide the USB Flash drive that stores all your secret data?
Here’s a simple method that may ring a bell – it uses a torn USB cable for camouflage. Most would pass it as a good-for-nothing cable though internally, it acts as a perfect safe-house for your USB stick.
All you need is a USB drive, some adhesive, a sharp knife and an old USB "A-B" cable (that will house the drive).
ΠΞжפΞИΖ
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Are you looking for an unsuspecting place in your home where you can comfortably hide the USB Flash drive that stores all your secret data?
Here’s a simple method that may ring a bell – it uses a torn USB cable for camouflage. Most would pass it as a good-for-nothing cable though internally, it acts as a perfect safe-house for your USB stick.
All you need is a USB drive, some adhesive, a sharp knife and an old USB "A-B" cable (that will house the drive).
ΠΞжפΞИΖ
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IT Company's Full Names
IT Company's Full Names
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output.
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses.
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions.
INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems.
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping.
BAAN : Brainless And Arrogant Nuts.
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines.
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly.
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors.
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings.
AT&T : Allways Troublesome & Terrible.
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaarkhana.
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NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output.
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses.
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions.
INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems.
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping.
BAAN : Brainless And Arrogant Nuts.
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines.
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly.
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors.
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings.
AT&T : Allways Troublesome & Terrible.
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technicians Enroute to Kabaarkhana.
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Airlines
Airlines
Lufthansa Airlines
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane".
After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request.
Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The
captain once again made an announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane.. - Thank You For Flying Lufthansa ".
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Delta Airlines
At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying,
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
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British Airways
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire."
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe
that the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me
your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is
a recorded message."
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Lufthansa Airlines
Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane".
After this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request.
Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The
captain once again made an announcement:
"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane.. - Thank You For Flying Lufthansa ".
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Delta Airlines
At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying,
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank You for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
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British Airways
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the
Atlantic."
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the
aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire."
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe
that the port wing has fallen off."
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little
yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me
your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is
a recorded message."
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256 Keyboard Alt Codes
Alt codes are symbols that are not on keyboard but can be produced by pressing a simple alt key along with some number of codes from Numpad.
Pressing these two keys simultaneously gives you a symbol.
Here is a fun list of 255 keyboards codes that display fun little symbols.
They all have to do with the alt key, so check it out and see the fun.
To use them just hold down the alt key and press the specified combination of numbers on your numpad.
alt + 1 = ☺
alt + 2 = ☻
alt + 3 = ♥
alt + 4 = ♦
alt + 5 = ♣
alt + 6 = ♠
alt + 7 = •
alt + 8 = ◘
alt + 9 = ○
alt + 10 = ◙
alt + 11 = ♂
alt + 12 = ♀
alt + 13 = ♪
alt + 14 = ♫
alt + 15 = ☼
alt + 16 = ►
alt + 17 = ◄
alt + 18 = ↕
alt + 19 = ‼
alt + 20 = ¶
alt + 21 = §
alt + 22 = ▬
alt + 23 = ↨
alt + 24 = ↑
alt + 25 = ↓
alt + 26 = →
alt + 27 = ←
alt + 28 = ∟
alt + 29 = ↔
alt + 30 = ▲
alt + 31 = ▼
alt + 32 = “space”
alt + 33 = !
alt + 34 = “
alt + 35 = #
alt + 36 = $
alt + 37 = %
alt + 38 = &
alt + 39 = ‘
alt + 40 = (
alt + 41 = )
alt + 42 = *
alt + 43 = +
alt + 44 = ,
alt + 45 = -
alt + 46 = .
alt + 47 = /
alt + 48 = 0
alt + 49 = 1
alt + 50 = 2
alt + 51 = 3
alt + 52 = 4
alt + 53 = 5
alt + 54 = 6
alt + 55 = 7
alt + 56 = 8
alt + 57 = 9
alt + 58 = :
alt + 59 = ;
alt + 60 = <
alt + 61 = =
alt + 62 = >
alt + 63 = ?
alt + 64 = @
alt + 65 = A
alt + 66 = B
alt + 67 = C
alt + 68 = D
alt + 69 = E
alt + 70 = F
alt + 71 = G
alt + 72 = H
alt + 73 = I
alt + 74 = J
alt + 75 = K
alt + 76 = L
alt + 77 = M
alt + 78 = N
alt + 79 = O
alt + 80 = P
alt + 81 = Q
alt + 82 = R
alt + 83 = S
alt + 84 = T
alt + 85 = U
alt + 86 = V
alt + 87 = W
alt + 88 = X
alt + 89 = Y
alt + 90 = Z
alt + 91 = [
alt + 92 = \
alt + 93 = ]
alt + 94 = ^
alt + 95 = _
alt + 96 = `
alt + 97 = a
alt + 98 = b
alt + 99 = c
alt + 100 = d
alt + 101 = e
alt + 102 = f
alt + 103 = g
alt + 104 = h
alt + 105 = i
alt + 106 = j
alt + 107 = k
alt + 108 = l
alt + 109 = m
alt + 110 = n
alt + 111 = o
alt + 112 = p
alt + 113 = q
alt + 114 = r
alt + 115 = s
alt + 116 = t
alt + 117 = u
alt + 118 = v
alt + 119 = w
alt + 120 = x
alt + 121 = y
alt + 122 = z
alt + 123 = {
alt + 124 = |
alt + 125 = }
alt + 126 = ~
alt + 127 = ⌂
alt + 128 = Ç
alt + 129 = ü
alt + 130 = é
alt + 131 = â
alt + 132 = ä
alt + 133 = à
alt + 134 = å
alt + 135 = ç
alt + 136 = ê
alt + 137 = ë
alt + 138 = è
alt + 139 = ï
alt + 140 = î
alt + 141 = ì
alt + 142 = Ä
alt + 143 = Å
alt + 144 = É
alt + 145 = æ
alt + 146 = Æ
alt + 147 = ô
alt + 148 = ö
alt + 149 = ò
alt + 150 = û
alt + 151 = ù
alt + 152 = ÿ
alt + 153 = Ö
alt + 154 = Ü
alt + 155 = ¢
alt + 156 = £
alt + 157 = ¥
alt + 158 = ₧
alt + 159 = ƒ
alt + 160 = á
alt + 161 = í
alt + 162 = ó
alt + 163 = ú
alt + 164 = ñ
alt + 165 = Ñ
alt + 166 = ª
alt + 167 = º
alt + 168 = ¿
alt + 169 = ⌐
alt + 170 = ¬
alt + 171 = ½
alt + 172 = ¼
alt + 173 = ¡
alt + 174 = «
alt + 175 = »
alt + 176 = ░
alt + 177 = ▒
alt + 178 = ▓
alt + 179 = │
alt + 180 = ┤
alt + 181 = ╡
alt + 182 = ╢
alt + 183 = ╖
alt + 184 = ╕
alt + 185 = ╣
alt + 186 = ║
alt + 187 = ╗
alt + 188 = ╝
alt + 189 = ╜
alt + 190 = ╛
alt + 191 = ┐
alt + 192 = └
alt + 193 = ┴
alt + 194 = ┬
alt + 195 = ├
alt + 196 = ─
alt + 197 = ┼
alt + 198 = ╞
alt + 199 = ╟
alt + 200 = ╚
alt + 201 = ╔
alt + 202 = ╩
alt + 203 = ╦
alt + 204 = ╠
alt + 205 = ═
alt + 206 = ╬
alt + 207 = ╧
alt + 208 = ╨
alt + 209 = ╤
alt + 210 = ╥
alt + 211 = ╙
alt + 212 = ╘
alt + 213 = ╒
alt + 214 = ╓
alt + 215 = ╫
alt + 216 = ╪
alt + 217 = ┘
alt + 218 = ┌
alt + 219 = █
alt + 220 = ▄
alt + 221 = ▌
alt + 222 = ▐
alt + 223 = ▀
alt + 224 = α
alt + 225 = ß
alt + 226 = Γ
alt + 227 = π
alt + 228 = Σ
alt + 229 = σ
alt + 230 = µ
alt + 231 = τ
alt + 232 = Φ
alt + 233 = Θ
alt + 234 = Ω
alt + 235 = δ
alt + 236 = ∞
alt + 237 = φ
alt + 238 = ε
alt + 239 = ∩
alt + 240 = ≡
alt + 241 = ±
alt + 242 = ≥
alt + 243 = ≤
alt + 244 = ⌠
alt + 245 = ⌡
alt + 246 = ÷
alt + 247 = ≈
alt + 248 = °
alt + 249 = ∙
alt + 250 = ·
alt + 251 = √
alt + 252 = ⁿ
alt + 253 = ²
alt + 254 = ■
alt + 255 = “space”
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Pressing these two keys simultaneously gives you a symbol.
Here is a fun list of 255 keyboards codes that display fun little symbols.
They all have to do with the alt key, so check it out and see the fun.
To use them just hold down the alt key and press the specified combination of numbers on your numpad.
alt + 1 = ☺
alt + 2 = ☻
alt + 3 = ♥
alt + 4 = ♦
alt + 5 = ♣
alt + 6 = ♠
alt + 7 = •
alt + 8 = ◘
alt + 9 = ○
alt + 10 = ◙
alt + 11 = ♂
alt + 12 = ♀
alt + 13 = ♪
alt + 14 = ♫
alt + 15 = ☼
alt + 16 = ►
alt + 17 = ◄
alt + 18 = ↕
alt + 19 = ‼
alt + 20 = ¶
alt + 21 = §
alt + 22 = ▬
alt + 23 = ↨
alt + 24 = ↑
alt + 25 = ↓
alt + 26 = →
alt + 27 = ←
alt + 28 = ∟
alt + 29 = ↔
alt + 30 = ▲
alt + 31 = ▼
alt + 32 = “space”
alt + 33 = !
alt + 34 = “
alt + 35 = #
alt + 36 = $
alt + 37 = %
alt + 38 = &
alt + 39 = ‘
alt + 40 = (
alt + 41 = )
alt + 42 = *
alt + 43 = +
alt + 44 = ,
alt + 45 = -
alt + 46 = .
alt + 47 = /
alt + 48 = 0
alt + 49 = 1
alt + 50 = 2
alt + 51 = 3
alt + 52 = 4
alt + 53 = 5
alt + 54 = 6
alt + 55 = 7
alt + 56 = 8
alt + 57 = 9
alt + 58 = :
alt + 59 = ;
alt + 60 = <
alt + 61 = =
alt + 62 = >
alt + 63 = ?
alt + 64 = @
alt + 65 = A
alt + 66 = B
alt + 67 = C
alt + 68 = D
alt + 69 = E
alt + 70 = F
alt + 71 = G
alt + 72 = H
alt + 73 = I
alt + 74 = J
alt + 75 = K
alt + 76 = L
alt + 77 = M
alt + 78 = N
alt + 79 = O
alt + 80 = P
alt + 81 = Q
alt + 82 = R
alt + 83 = S
alt + 84 = T
alt + 85 = U
alt + 86 = V
alt + 87 = W
alt + 88 = X
alt + 89 = Y
alt + 90 = Z
alt + 91 = [
alt + 92 = \
alt + 93 = ]
alt + 94 = ^
alt + 95 = _
alt + 96 = `
alt + 97 = a
alt + 98 = b
alt + 99 = c
alt + 100 = d
alt + 101 = e
alt + 102 = f
alt + 103 = g
alt + 104 = h
alt + 105 = i
alt + 106 = j
alt + 107 = k
alt + 108 = l
alt + 109 = m
alt + 110 = n
alt + 111 = o
alt + 112 = p
alt + 113 = q
alt + 114 = r
alt + 115 = s
alt + 116 = t
alt + 117 = u
alt + 118 = v
alt + 119 = w
alt + 120 = x
alt + 121 = y
alt + 122 = z
alt + 123 = {
alt + 124 = |
alt + 125 = }
alt + 126 = ~
alt + 127 = ⌂
alt + 128 = Ç
alt + 129 = ü
alt + 130 = é
alt + 131 = â
alt + 132 = ä
alt + 133 = à
alt + 134 = å
alt + 135 = ç
alt + 136 = ê
alt + 137 = ë
alt + 138 = è
alt + 139 = ï
alt + 140 = î
alt + 141 = ì
alt + 142 = Ä
alt + 143 = Å
alt + 144 = É
alt + 145 = æ
alt + 146 = Æ
alt + 147 = ô
alt + 148 = ö
alt + 149 = ò
alt + 150 = û
alt + 151 = ù
alt + 152 = ÿ
alt + 153 = Ö
alt + 154 = Ü
alt + 155 = ¢
alt + 156 = £
alt + 157 = ¥
alt + 158 = ₧
alt + 159 = ƒ
alt + 160 = á
alt + 161 = í
alt + 162 = ó
alt + 163 = ú
alt + 164 = ñ
alt + 165 = Ñ
alt + 166 = ª
alt + 167 = º
alt + 168 = ¿
alt + 169 = ⌐
alt + 170 = ¬
alt + 171 = ½
alt + 172 = ¼
alt + 173 = ¡
alt + 174 = «
alt + 175 = »
alt + 176 = ░
alt + 177 = ▒
alt + 178 = ▓
alt + 179 = │
alt + 180 = ┤
alt + 181 = ╡
alt + 182 = ╢
alt + 183 = ╖
alt + 184 = ╕
alt + 185 = ╣
alt + 186 = ║
alt + 187 = ╗
alt + 188 = ╝
alt + 189 = ╜
alt + 190 = ╛
alt + 191 = ┐
alt + 192 = └
alt + 193 = ┴
alt + 194 = ┬
alt + 195 = ├
alt + 196 = ─
alt + 197 = ┼
alt + 198 = ╞
alt + 199 = ╟
alt + 200 = ╚
alt + 201 = ╔
alt + 202 = ╩
alt + 203 = ╦
alt + 204 = ╠
alt + 205 = ═
alt + 206 = ╬
alt + 207 = ╧
alt + 208 = ╨
alt + 209 = ╤
alt + 210 = ╥
alt + 211 = ╙
alt + 212 = ╘
alt + 213 = ╒
alt + 214 = ╓
alt + 215 = ╫
alt + 216 = ╪
alt + 217 = ┘
alt + 218 = ┌
alt + 219 = █
alt + 220 = ▄
alt + 221 = ▌
alt + 222 = ▐
alt + 223 = ▀
alt + 224 = α
alt + 225 = ß
alt + 226 = Γ
alt + 227 = π
alt + 228 = Σ
alt + 229 = σ
alt + 230 = µ
alt + 231 = τ
alt + 232 = Φ
alt + 233 = Θ
alt + 234 = Ω
alt + 235 = δ
alt + 236 = ∞
alt + 237 = φ
alt + 238 = ε
alt + 239 = ∩
alt + 240 = ≡
alt + 241 = ±
alt + 242 = ≥
alt + 243 = ≤
alt + 244 = ⌠
alt + 245 = ⌡
alt + 246 = ÷
alt + 247 = ≈
alt + 248 = °
alt + 249 = ∙
alt + 250 = ·
alt + 251 = √
alt + 252 = ⁿ
alt + 253 = ²
alt + 254 = ■
alt + 255 = “space”
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Entrance Exam
Tortoise and Rabbit gave CET Exam and Tortoise got 80% and Rabbit got 81%.
Both wanted admission in a good Engineering College, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit failed 2 get Admission. But Rabbit got into da College.
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
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Both wanted admission in a good Engineering College, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit failed 2 get Admission. But Rabbit got into da College.
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
AИТ¡РDЯ
Find the Exact Opposite Point on Earth with Google Maps ?
Say you start digging a straight tunnel from your current location and reach the exact opposite point on the Earth. Now how do you locate that place on the globe where that hole will open?
Well, you neither have to consult geography books nor make any approximations as there’s a Google Maps based web tool that will very easily solve this problem.
Called AntiPodr, this tools takes you current street address (or city name or zip code) and points you to a location on the Earth’s surface that is exactly opposite to you.
You can see the opposite location on the map as a pushup pin but they also provide the latitude and longitude co-ordinates for better accuracy.
The logic is simple: If the coordinates (longitude and latitude) of a point on the Earth’s surface are (θ, φ), then the coordinates of the exact opposite location will be (θ ± 180°,−φ).
So if you start digging a hole in New Delhi and then drop a ball in the tunnel, it will reach somewhere in the middle of Pacific Ocean.
Hav a look @ Antipodr
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Say you start digging a straight tunnel from your current location and reach the exact opposite point on the Earth. Now how do you locate that place on the globe where that hole will open?
Well, you neither have to consult geography books nor make any approximations as there’s a Google Maps based web tool that will very easily solve this problem.
Called AntiPodr, this tools takes you current street address (or city name or zip code) and points you to a location on the Earth’s surface that is exactly opposite to you.
You can see the opposite location on the map as a pushup pin but they also provide the latitude and longitude co-ordinates for better accuracy.
The logic is simple: If the coordinates (longitude and latitude) of a point on the Earth’s surface are (θ, φ), then the coordinates of the exact opposite location will be (θ ± 180°,−φ).
So if you start digging a hole in New Delhi and then drop a ball in the tunnel, it will reach somewhere in the middle of Pacific Ocean.
Hav a look @ Antipodr
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Change Google Logo By your name.
Change Google Logo By your name.
In this tutorial you will learn how you can make your own personal search engine with a custom name as logo. or How you can change the Google Logo by your name
1. Open your browser and go to the site http://www.funnylogo.info
2. Type the name for your search engine.
3. Select the logo style. You can choose from a lot of styles including: Google Style, Yahoo!, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Coca Cola, Matrix, Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter, etc.
4. Click Create Search Engine.
You search engine will be created. For this engine we used Google style.
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In this tutorial you will learn how you can make your own personal search engine with a custom name as logo. or How you can change the Google Logo by your name
1. Open your browser and go to the site http://www.funnylogo.info
2. Type the name for your search engine.
3. Select the logo style. You can choose from a lot of styles including: Google Style, Yahoo!, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Coca Cola, Matrix, Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter, etc.
4. Click Create Search Engine.
You search engine will be created. For this engine we used Google style.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Female Rocks !
Female ere in Majority On All Social Networks Except One . . . .
The latest data from Google Ad Planner suggests that female users form a majority on all popular social networking sites except Digg where 64% of the traffic is from male users.
The male to female ratio on LinkedIn and YouTube stands at 1.
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The latest data from Google Ad Planner suggests that female users form a majority on all popular social networking sites except Digg where 64% of the traffic is from male users.
The male to female ratio on LinkedIn and YouTube stands at 1.
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Friday, November 27, 2009
Convert English Text to Pseudo Russian Typography
Convert English Text to Pseudo Russian Typography
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Pseudo Russian (or fake Cyrillic) typography is the use of Cyrillic letters to evoke the Russian feel while conveying the main message in English.
For example, in the 2006 film "Borat", the title of the film on movie posters was written in faux Cyrillic characters as "BORДT".
If you like to convert your own English text into fake Russian, try the Fake Cyrillic Generator created by Jordon Kalilich.
This FДКЗ CУЯILLIC GЗИЗЯДTФЯ will replace your Latin characters with Cyrillic characters such that they look similar.
For instance, the word "Labnol" in faux Cyrillic would look something like "LДЬИФL" – still recognizable but served with a "Яussiaи flavour."
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Your Name in Ancient Egyptian Scripts
Your Name in Ancient Egyptian Scripts
Hieroglyphs were an interesting writing system adopted by the ancient Egyptians some 5000 years ago.
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Hieroglyphs were an interesting writing system adopted by the ancient Egyptians some 5000 years ago.
The individual characters in this writing style, which can still be found inscribed on Egyptian pyramids and tombs, were represented by graphical symbols and can either be written in rows or columns.
If you are curious to see how your own name (or any other English word) would look if it were written with Egyptian Hieroglyphs, try this name translator for horizontal writing style or the one at University of Pennsylvania if your need a hieroglyph in vertical format.
The tool take the first 16 characters of your name and converts them into the same hieroglyphs symbols that were used by Ancient Egyptians.
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize
Money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University
students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....
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Money of Rs.1 crore....kaun banega crorepati...
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University
students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji's
replies, Then please check the answers below:
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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who's the dumb one....
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Answer dis, If u can ?
Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.
One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
again.
Still you couldn't, Then see below..
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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
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One day a very beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.
He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him free, and he returned to his profession.
After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once
again.
Still you couldn't, Then see below..
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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Sweet Memories
Sweet Memories
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
bed.She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear ? " she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18 ?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years ?' ".
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
bed.She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear ? " she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18 ?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years ?' ".
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
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He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have been released today".
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Nexgenz Dictionary
Nexgenz Dictionary
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......
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Beauty of Maths !
Beauty of Maths !
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Washington Times
Washington, DC -- Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of March 1, 2008. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead that his office has incurred during the last 5 years. It is anticipated that $231 billion can be saved to the end of the President's term. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA). "We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai , India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2007. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.
It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President." A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as President Bush had never been familiar with the issues either.
Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "President Bush has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."
Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Mr. Bush has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush's extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.
Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai , India will assume the office of President as of September 1, 2007. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but no health coverage or other benefits.
It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night. "Working nights will allow me to keep my day job at the Dell Computer call center," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be President." A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this should not be a problem as President Bush had never been familiar with the issues either.
Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using these canned responses, he can address common concerns without having to understand the underlying issue at all. "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "President Bush has used them successfully for years, with the result that some people actually thought he knew what he was talking about."
Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his final day of employment. Following a two-week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit.
Mr. Bush has been provided with the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition. According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new position due to a lack of any successful work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush's extensive experience at shaking hands, as well as his special smile.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Tit Bits
Tit Bits
--> Coca-Cola was originally green.
--> The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
--> The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
--> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
--> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
--> Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
--> You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
--> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
--> People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
--> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
--> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
--> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great kings from history:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
--> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air that means that the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air that means that the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground then that means that the person died of natural causes.
--> What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
.
.
They were all invented by women.
--> This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
.
.
Honey.
--> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
--> A snail can sleep for three years.
--> All polar bears are left handed.
--> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating just one olive from each salad served in first-class.
--> Butterflies taste with their feet.
--> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
--> In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
--> On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
--> Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
--> 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that can be typed with only
>the left hand.
--> The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
--> The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
--> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood up to 30 feet.
--> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
--> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
--> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
--> Most lipstick contains fish scales.
--> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
--> And finally -- 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
~
--> Coca-Cola was originally green.
--> The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
--> The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
--> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
--> TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
--> Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
--> You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
--> It is impossible to lick your elbow.
--> People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
--> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
--> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
--> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great kings from history:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
--> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air that means that the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air that means that the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground then that means that the person died of natural causes.
--> What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
.
.
They were all invented by women.
--> This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
.
.
Honey.
--> A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
--> A snail can sleep for three years.
--> All polar bears are left handed.
--> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating just one olive from each salad served in first-class.
--> Butterflies taste with their feet.
--> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
--> In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
--> On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
--> Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
--> 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that can be typed with only
>the left hand.
--> The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
--> The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
--> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood up to 30 feet.
--> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
--> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
--> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
--> Most lipstick contains fish scales.
--> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
--> And finally -- 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
~
Questions & Answers !
Questions & Answers !
Q : How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
A : Concrete floors are very hard to crack !
Q : If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A : No time at all... it is already built.
Q : Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A : Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q : If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A : Very large hands.
Q : How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A : It is not a problem , since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q : How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A : He sleeps at night.
Q : If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A : It becomes wet.
Q : What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q : What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q : What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q : What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q : Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q : Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A : Because it is too tyred.
Q : bay of bengal is in which state?
A : liquid.
Q : Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of ther two?
A : Chin-1 & Chin-3.
~
Q : How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
A : Concrete floors are very hard to crack !
Q : If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A : No time at all... it is already built.
Q : Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A : Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q : If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A : Very large hands.
Q : How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A : It is not a problem , since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q : How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A : He sleeps at night.
Q : If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A : It becomes wet.
Q : What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q : What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q : What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q : What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q : Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q : Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A : Because it is too tyred.
Q : bay of bengal is in which state?
A : liquid.
Q : Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of ther two?
A : Chin-1 & Chin-3.
~
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
+' ve
+'ve
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
The race began....
Honestly:
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."
or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....
The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?
A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?
It turned out....
That the winner was DEAF!!!!
The wisdom of this story is:
Never listen to other people's tendencies to be
negative or pessimistic.... because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!
Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
Therefore:
ALWAYS be....
POSITIVE!
A nd above all:
Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!
Always think:
God and I can do this!
~
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants....
The race began....
Honestly:
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."
or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one....
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher....
The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up....
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher....
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort, was the only one who reached the top!
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?
A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?
It turned out....
That the winner was DEAF!!!!
The wisdom of this story is:
Never listen to other people's tendencies to be
negative or pessimistic.... because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you -- the ones you have in your heart!
Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
Therefore:
ALWAYS be....
POSITIVE!
A nd above all:
Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!
Always think:
God and I can do this!
~
Teen Tone
Teen Tone
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw
an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Dad ,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is
it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of
our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has
other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too .
Randy t aught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter ,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you !
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
~
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw
an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Dad ,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is
it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of
our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has
other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too .
Randy t aught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter ,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you !
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
~
Fone Fun
Fone Fun
A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers.
GUY: "Who is this?"
MAID: "This is the maid."
GUY: "We don't have a maid!"
MAID: "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
GUY: "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
MAID: "Ummm..... she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming.
GUY: " Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"
MAID: "What do I have to do?"
GUY: "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that lady and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone.
MAID: "What should I do with the bodies?"
GUY: "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
Maid: "What? But there's no pool here!"
Long pause.........................
GUY: "Uh.. Is this 8324825?"
MAID: "No."
.
.
.
.
GUY: "Oh.. Sorry......Wrong number.."
~
A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers.
GUY: "Who is this?"
MAID: "This is the maid."
GUY: "We don't have a maid!"
MAID: "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
GUY: "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
MAID: "Ummm..... she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming.
GUY: " Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"
MAID: "What do I have to do?"
GUY: "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that lady and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone.
MAID: "What should I do with the bodies?"
GUY: "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
Maid: "What? But there's no pool here!"
Long pause.........................
GUY: "Uh.. Is this 8324825?"
MAID: "No."
.
.
.
.
GUY: "Oh.. Sorry......Wrong number.."
~
Laloo Prasad
Laloo Prasad
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .
~
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva. .
~
Bush IQ
Bush IQ
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
surround him with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them
the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza
Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle
over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an
answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell
and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin
Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh !"
While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to
surround him with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them
the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime
Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza
Rice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back
to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle
over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an
answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell
and explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,
and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin
Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh !"
Monday, October 19, 2009
Some laws Newton forgot !!
Some laws Newton forgot !!
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease,ur nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease,ur nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.
Lessons in Logic
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
............................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
............................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
............................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
............................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
............................................................................
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
............................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
............................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
............................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
............................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
............................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
............................................................ ...............
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
............................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
............................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
............................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
............................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
............................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
............................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
............................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
............................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
............................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
............................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
............................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
............................................................................
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
............................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
............................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
............................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
............................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
............................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
............................................................ ...............
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
............................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
............................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
............................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
............................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
............................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
............................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
............................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
KINDNESS Pays !
KINDNESS Pays !
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was
hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he
asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought
him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How
much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to
accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my
heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically,
but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give
up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were
baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in
specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for
the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a
strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at
once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to
save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the
business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at
it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room.
She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life
to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught; her
attention on the side as She read these words.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD,
that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was
hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he
asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought
him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How
much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to
accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my
heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically,
but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give
up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were
baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in
specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for
the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a
strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at
once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to
save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the
business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at
it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room.
She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life
to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught; her
attention on the side as She read these words.....
"Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD,
that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."
Just because someone doesn't love
There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This
romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his
future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day,
his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also
told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so
they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he
worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make
something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had
set up his own company..
You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was
driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain
walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched.
It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the
couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know
that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it! What he saw next confused
him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of
his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling
sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes
right beside her...
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They
explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had
believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his
obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to
put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate
brings him to her again...he can take some of those
back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may
escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever
again.........hope you understand.
Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you,
for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought
meant nothing to you.
romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his
future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day,
his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also
told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so
they went their own ways there and then...
Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he
worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make
something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had
set up his own company..
You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was
driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain
walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched.
It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.
With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the
couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know
that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it! What he saw next confused
him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of
his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling
sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes
right beside her...
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They
explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had
believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his
obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to
put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate
brings him to her again...he can take some of those
back with him...
Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may
escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever
again.........hope you understand.
Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you,
for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought
meant nothing to you.
Romantic countries. Romance by their name.
Romantic countries. Romance by their name.
H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
Marry n Worry
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in
the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt
her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself
two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
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until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an advertisement in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in
the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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when I married you."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt
her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself
two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
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until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an advertisement in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
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Funny Days
Hey when is ur b'day. do mail me.....
January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Butter crunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National
Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
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February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day
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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day,
National Anthem Day
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day
March 23 is . . ....National Organize Your Home Office Day and National
Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is . . . . National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half
Shell Day
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April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
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May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day
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June 1 is . . . . . Dare Day
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Daye
June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
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July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day
July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is . . . . Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day
July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day
July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day
July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is . . . . Parent's Day
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August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day
August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival
August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day
August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival
August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day
August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is . . . . Middle Child's Day
August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is . . . . Potato Day
August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day
August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day
August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day
August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day
August 24 is . . . . Knife Day
August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day
August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day
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September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake
Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid Questions
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
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October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is . . . . It's My Party Day
October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic
Powers Day
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November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight
Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute And National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day
January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Butter crunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, National
Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
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February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day
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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day,
National Anthem Day
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day
March 23 is . . ....National Organize Your Home Office Day and National
Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is . . . . National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half
Shell Day
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April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
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May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day
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June 1 is . . . . . Dare Day
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Daye
June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
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July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day
July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is . . . . Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day
July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day
July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day
July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is . . . . Parent's Day
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August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day
August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival
August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day
August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival
August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day
August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is . . . . Middle Child's Day
August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is . . . . Potato Day
August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day
August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day
August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day
August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day
August 24 is . . . . Knife Day
August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day
August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day
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September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake
Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid Questions
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
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October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is . . . . It's My Party Day
October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic
Powers Day
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November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight
Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute And National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day
Saturday, August 22, 2009
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